Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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