I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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