Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i drank out of a bidet.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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