if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
