brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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