Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I've blown a few things in my day
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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