Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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