chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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