how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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