I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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