She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize