Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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