Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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