this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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