wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My vagina is officially offended.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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