is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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