right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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