I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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