I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
