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her facebook's as public as her vagina
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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