I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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