I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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