Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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