Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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