ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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