She's JV to your varsity
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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