in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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