he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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