she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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