Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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