its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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