they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you will always have a special place in my vag
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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