return my video game
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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