I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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