What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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