Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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