Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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