Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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