I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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