Don't make out with my wife yet
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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