Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Life is so much better after having sex.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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