He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
