Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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