After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
