Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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