so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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