after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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