Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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