So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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