Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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