so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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